Mariah Yeater - Justin Bieber

For anyone still anxiously holding on to the chance that Justin Bieber is a daddy, you can officially put those worries to rest today. Not only did Mariah Yeater withdraw her paternity suit against the pop star, but TMZ just released some rather incriminating text messages from Yeater to one of her friends, who has asked to remain anonymous.

That's right, as many expected, the whole "I took Justin Bieber's virginity and he got me pregnant" story was just a sham to make some cash. In an attempt to cover her bases, Yeater reached out to a friend to tell him to "Pleeease ERASE ALL MESSAGES from my mom where she says Tristyn [her baby] is Robbie's son." As if that wasn't enough to ruin Yeater's credibility, she also reveals the obvious monetary motivations behind her suit against Biebs, saying, "I'll kick you when we get paid."

This "Robbie" character is Yeater's ex-boyfriend and certainly appears to be the actual biological father of her 4-month-old child. In another text message that predates the Bieber paternity suit, Yeater writes, "Would you please stress to Robbie how important it is for him to be in his son's life?" The messages all end in a automated signature that reads "Mariah laci" (Laci being Yeater's middle name).